One month(ish) of winter down, ony 2 more to go. Hopefully. Bark-humbug!
At least that’s what these winter-averse pups are thinking. Fireplace? No chance. Snow angels? You can keep ‘em. These miserable fluffsters can’t wait for the temperatures to rise and the white carpet of snow to be rolled away for another year.
Let’s commiserate the short days and freezing temperatures along with these 23 winter-hating grumblebums.
1. What do you mean it lasts 3 whole months? That’s almost 2 years of my life!
2. I will drop this icicle down your pants in your sleep if you don’t make this ‘winter thing’ go away.
3. Not. Amused.
4. This is what I think of your ‘winter’.
5. Maybe if I just close my eyes this hell will go away.
6. Are you barking kidding me? I will never let you live this down.
7. I played in the snow once. I hated it.
8. So this winter getaway shacked up in some log cabin will be even better than that all-inclusive resort in sunny Majorca I asked for, eh?
9. Like, can we go to the vet or sumfink?
10. So this is what you get up to on a snow day is it? Wow. I’m so impressed.
11. Biting this hideous creature’s head off in 3…2…1…
12. Whatcha mean she’s not real? Cruel, cruel winter.
13. Aaaah why does this cold dandruff keep falling from the sky?
14. “It’s too cold out, let’s have a girl’s night in,” you said. “It’ll be fun,” you said.
15. So. Freaking. Over it.
16. I think I’ll just hibernate for the next three months.
17. Walkies? In this thing? Ah s’ok let’s just stay home.
18. Imma pee on this scary white ball thing you spent all morning making.
19. Winter wonderland? Bollocks.
20. This is utterly unacceptable.
21. Oh yea, let’s throw me around in the snow. And I’ll just pee in your brand new Ugg boots. Deal!
22. Bye bye winter, come back never.
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