Behind many famous faces, from the Queen of England to the Old Hollywood glamouratti, there’s always a small wiener.
These classic photos prove that if you want to be powerful and glamorous, you might want to find yourself a Dachshund.
1. Archie cuddling up to dad Andy Warhol.
Sometimes wieners are the best muses.
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2. Clown and mom Brigitte Bardot.
“La vie avec un petit weenie est belle.”
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3. Jezebel stealing the spotlight from her father, Cole Porter.
Leave it to a doxie to put the D in Dapper.
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4. Blakie napping on dad John Wayne.
“My doxie’s so large, this town ain’t big enough for the two of us.”
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5. Kurtze Beiner (which roughly translated, means “short legs” in German) posing with dad Marlon Brando.
“I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse…but the doxie’s not going anywhere.”
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6. Baby and Boopshem giving their mom Joan Crawford some ruv.
Bathing beauties always seem to attract the best wieners…
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7. Red checking up on dad Clint Eastwood.
“Go ahead little weenie. Make my day.”
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8. Dyna at a movie premiere with her dad, Gary Cooper.
“It takes more than big, broad shoulders to make a man; you also need a small wiener”
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9. Boysie and mom, New York City socialite Brooke Astor.
A wiener looks good with every outfit.
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10. Ozzy and dad George Harrison.
All you need is [Doxie] love.
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11. Einstein, whose favorite doxie was named Chico (not pictured).
“E=MC… can I go home and play with my weenie now?”
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12. Queen Elizabeth II of England, who has a few doxies and even breeds her own doxie/ corgi mixes. This is probably either Candy or Vulcan.
We all know who really runs England.
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13. Minnie watching dad E.B. White work.
“What’s that? I should call my book Charlotte’s Web? Well if you insist little buddy…”
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14. Portrait of Fortune and pup parent Napoleon Bonaparte.
No surprises there.
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15. Commissioner (and his German Pointer brother) with dad Clark Gable.
“Frankly my dear, I don’t give a Dachshund.”
Image via Dear Mr. Gable
Know any other famous hoomans owned by their wieners? Let us know in the comments! 