From birds to dogs, animals from around the country gathered at the Hotel Pennsylvania for the 11th edition of the New York Pet Fashion Show at Fashion Week in New York.
1. Rule New York Pet Fashion Show Number: You only have one entry, so you better work.
This is not a hoax Paris contradanza track. This is the New York Pet Fashion Show - the most revered of all pet fashion shows - in fact the only fashion show for pets that matters in the world. You think we're just going to walk through the door? DO NOT. Want to turn your head? You better sit your ass in a shopping plush seat, engages in the best of velvet and gold, and beat upon that crown. You are a queen among queens. And you are there.
2. New York Pet Fashion Show no room for nerves to leave the elevator
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Of course, the ribs are high. This is the fashion of New York hotter. But you have in your game at any time. Once the elevator doors open, that is.
3. The proper context is always essential for the perfect pose.
Guess What? This dog has its own crazy throne. You want people to take you seriously? It is best not to walk on a red carpet and expect people to just have a throne for you is. Bring your own royal seat and then work.
4. Essentially various modes are required.
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How do we know how fabulous every dog is if man is not so fabulously dressed?
5. Everyone is free and should be treated as such.
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It is good to refer to any and all models that you find as "Her Royal Highness" and any lower than what is considered offensive name.
6. Two is always better than one.
Look, a dog with a coat and tall hat with sequins is beautiful. But two dogs in a small jacket and sequined hat? Perfection.
7. Frenemies are real.
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Of course, they smile. They are looking at each other in the face. They're like "Hey, look at us, we look at how we get along." But basically, these two are channeling some fierce contempt Naomi-model Tyra. And we live for this.
8. The best cars to enforce.
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He looking your best is not enough. A couture dress fantasy only get you so far. But these two know how to demand attention: Sit in a luxury car and surround yourself with flashing lights. BOOM. You are now the center of attention.
9. And so does the most beautiful hairstyles.
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Nobody is going to turn his head to a dog with a bare noggin. Slap some feathers and bows on the scalp, if you attract the cameras, honey.
10. The crowns are number one accessory.
Yes, of course, we are all looking for a good plug here and there. But nothing says, "Look at me I'm a dog fashion show .." As a crown of jewels.
Corona Tip 1: The operator of a crown should always keep your head above shoulders, to ensure that all problems can be seen in his glory.
Corona Rule 2: A dog wearing a crown should consider those looking in it is worth looking over his crowned head.
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Corona Tip 3: A crown allows the user to do whatever the hell he wants, because he wears the crown.
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